wedding vows...

take one step, that we may have strength of will
in every worthy wish of yours, i shall be your helpmate.
take the second step, that we may be filled with vigor
in every worthy wish of yours, i shall be your helpmate.
take the third step, that we may live in ever-increasing prosperity
your joys and sorrows i will share.
take the fourth step, that we may ever be full of joy
i will ever live devoted to you, speaking words of love and praying for your happiness.
take the fifth step, that we may serve the people
i will follow close behind you always, and help you to keep your vow of serving the people.
take the sixth step, that we may follow our religious vows in life
i will follow you in observing our religious vows and duties.
take the seventh step, that we may ever live as friends
it is the fruit of my good deeds that i have you as my husband, you are my best friend, my highest guru and my sovereign lord.

yep, saw bride wars with my sis, and now i totally wanna get married. like, right now!!

society

Oh, it's a mystery to me
We have a greed with which we have agreed
And you think you have to want more than you need
Until you have it all you won't be free

the garden

Fair Quiet, have I found thee here,
And Innocence thy sister dear?
Mistaken long, I sought you then
In busy companies of men.
Your sacred plants, if here below,
Only among the plants will grow.
Society is all but rude
To this delicious solitude:

the garden - andrew marvell .

when a heart breaks...

cus when a heart breaks,
oh it don't break even

 it is totally the clichés that cause the trouble.

screw being realistic...

For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love

you shoulda come over

too young to hold on, and too old to just break free and run...

holding on to you

But holding on to you means letting go on pain
Means letting go of tears
Means letting go of rain
Means letting go of what's not real
Holding on to you

if i'll ever have to say grace this is what i'll say:

"Bless us oh Lord for these thine gifts which we are about to recieve.

And uh... ye Lord, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I shall fear no hunger. We want you to give us our day of daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands... by the powers vested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen."

globalisation at its best

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an African, using Bill Gates' - (an American) technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Pakistani men, and trucked to you by Mexicans ...sent to you by a person in Zimbabwe. You are now reading it in Sweden

That, my friend, is Globalization.

nada surf - always love v

eine liebe die nie endet

Ich war eigentlich glücklich so ohne dich
Dachte ich bis zu dem Tag an dem ich dich rollen sah
Du bist Bewegung in Vollendung
Die beste Zeitverschwendung
In dir sind sich Triumph und Trauma so sehr nah
Du bist immer da Immer für mich da

sportfreunde stiller- eine liebe die nie endet

ten cuidado con el corazón

Luces frias de diamantes
angel o demonio tu
caes del cielo azul
lentamente igual que un blues
no, no llores asi

Aire casi irrespirable
calles del atardecer
mitad hombre con mujer
flaco mas que un alfiler
no, no llores asi

Ten cuidado con el corazon
aqui abajo en este mundo material
te defiendes o te van a destrozar
por nada

Ten cuidado con el corazon
con las alas y con todo lo demas
un descuido y te pueden desplumar
alerta

alejandra guzman

hacer el amor con otro...

es como no hacer nada,
falta fuego en la mirada
falta dar el alma en cada beso
y sentir que puedes alcanzar el cielo.... (8)

it takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done

Well, brunettes are fine, man
Blondes are fun
But, when it comes to getting the dirty job done,
I'll take a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

Well, listen up, stud,Your life's been wasted
'til you've got' down on your knees and tasted
A red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there.
Big green eyes that look like, son, They can see every cheap thing that you ever done.

Well, I don't know how many girls you dated, man
You ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated
By a red-headed woman, a red-headed woman.
It takes a red-headed woman to get a dirty job done.

ich hab dich lieb

Ruf doch mal wieder an und erzähl mir, was du treibst.

Ist ganz egal wann und überrasch mich --

Komm her und sag, dass du bleibst,

für immer jetzt, für ewig oder mehr

love not given lightly

Severin, severin, speak so slightly
Severin, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now plead for me

velvet underground - venus in furs

bubba, a smart man

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
Bubba, where'd you get that truck !!
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

porque choras?

Por que chora assim?
No jogo do amor eu não fui desleal
Você jogou, trapaceu fazendo mal
E me deixando a beira de um abismo
Que egoismo seu

dancing mood

Delroy Wilson - I'm in a dancing mood

I'm in a dancing mood.
I'm in a dancing mood.
I'm in a dancing mood.

When you feel the beat,
You've got to move your feet,
You've got to clap your hands.
You've got all the soul,
Deep inside,
Coz you can't hide.

european english

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.