high tech tonga

An American, Japanese, and a Zambian Tonga were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains,
"That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Tonga, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said,
"Wow! What's that?"
"I'm receiving a fax," he explains.

you're just too good to be true...

you're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes of you
you'd be like heaven to touch
at long last love has arrived
and i thank god i'm alive
you're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes of you

lenin or tails?

the first class today was russian and we got to look at some coins from the soviet union...

set the fire to the third bar

I find the map and draw a straight line
Over rivers, farms, and state lines
The distance from here to where you'd be
It's only finger-lengths that I see
I touch the place where I'd find your face
My finger in creases of distant dark places

snow patrol - set the fire to the third bar

seu amor e tudo que eu quero

Você tem um jeito que me encanta, me fascina com o seu olhar

Meigo de uma menina que sabe o que quer
Com você, o meu pensamento voa
Nunca fui assim com outra pessoa
Sei que é amor

Cada dia fico mais apaixonado
Quero te amar, quero ser amado
Te fazer carinho, também receber
Quero ter na boca o gosto do seu beijo
O meu sentimento é mais do que desejo
O meu coração só bate por você
Seu amor é tudo que eu quero
Enquanto o sol nascer
Eu sei que vou te amar
Seu amor é tudo que eu quero
Em cada estrela, brilha um pouco do amor
Que eu tenho pra te dar

hasta q me olvides

11.26.06 <3

'06 Sonnet 18

Shall I compare you to a summer's day?
I find you more beautiful and more gentle.
Strong winds blow in the much loved buds of the spring flowers
And the summer is way too short:
Sometimes, the sun shines too hot
And often it is hidden behind clouds
then everything that is beautiful is hidden in the shades.
And what is beautiful won't be beautiful forever
That will change by chance or by the way nature has planned to change the course
But you will always stay young,
And you will never lose the beauty that you own
Nor shall death claim you for his own
Because you will live forever,
As long as there is life on this earth,
So long will this poem live and give life to you.

romeo [v] juliet

Juliet: Ay me!

Romeo: She speaks!
O speak again, bright angel - for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
As is winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white - upturned wond'ring eyes
Of mortals, that fall back to gaze upon him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds,
And sails upon the bosom of the air.

Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I will no longer be a Capulet.

Romeo: Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

Juliet: 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague
What's a Montague? It's nor hand nor foot
Nor arm nor face nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet
So Romeo would, where he not Romeo call'd
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name;
And for thy name; which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

andando

Porque se que no soy el mejor,

Tampoco el peor...

Tan solo soy lo que soy, y es asi...

No quiero fingir,

No voy a mentir...

Tan solo soy lo que soy y es asi

andando- diego torres

bubbles

I'm forever blowing bubbles,

Pretty bubbles in the air,

They fly so high, they reach the sky,

Then like my dreams they fade and die.

bevor du gehst

"sieh mir noch ein mal in die augen, baby
bevor du gehst
ich werd's erst glauben können wenn du nicht mehr vor mir stehst... "

the name of the game: hockey!

"But then take the most exciting parts of football, baseball, fighting, and then mix them up to make a game sublime, serve it with lots of ice, you don't have to ask me twice, give me hockey, i'll take hockey anytime..."
- John Kieran 1937

september 11th

Woran kann man Hamburger und Berliner unterscheiden?

Woran kann man Hamburger und Berliner unterscheiden?

- An der füllung!

(haha)

hockey

Hello out there, were on the air
it's hockey night tonight!
tension grows, as the whistle blows,
and the puck goes down the ice.
The goalie jumps, and the players bump,
and the fans all go insane.
Someone roars: "Bobby Scores!"
At the good old hockey game!

Oh!The good old hockey game!
it's the best game you can name!
And the best game you can name,
is the good old hockey game!

leaving for paris

Don't you try to find out where I am
Just you try to take care of yourself
'Cause I'm leaving, Yes I'm leaving
'Cause I'm leaving, Yes I'm leaving for Paris
Goodbye
Rufus Wainwright - Leaving for Paris

hey there

haha we'll see how this goes...